Archive for March, 2008

Obama is great

March 24, 2008

Dear reader, you by now, know who Barrack Obama is. My nephew is at work as we speak at molding and shaping this human in our own image. If you can say we have an image. Take for example is latest protestations. He doesn’t want to be called a liberal. Liberal, if you’ll remember, is what the enemy used make his little loved ones out to be. Now, and thank our fathers great planning, liberal is what we enjoy our “clients” to be. Here’s the latest on Obama.

He doesn’t like to be called a liberal. Notice the delightful dishonesty in this latest claim. Of course he’s a liberal. But by denying this, he’s ultimately lying, something we find refreshing, to all his little followers. This makes for great opportunity. We can obscure and muddle the means of words so as to make these vile creatures do our work and not even know it. Be sure to check out my nephews great work on Obama here.

Thank Devil for The New York Times

March 24, 2008

My dear reader I want to express my burning gratitude to the New York Times and their head publisher, Author (Pinch) Sulzberger. He’s making my and my legions of “tempters'” jobs much easier. As you know our most important tool in this fight against the enemy above is our cruel but delightful ability to disseminate our propaganda to as many vile little humans as possible. And with the New York Times doing that work for us, I’m delighted to say, we have one of the largest and most influential newspapers in the world on our side. Do not, my dear reader, make the mistake of thinking all is well. There is much work to be done. I look forward to using the staff and management, also know as reporters, editors, and journalists, to reach as many clueless miscreants as possible. They seem not to notice the many contradictions, many misleading, and many falsely moral equivalence stories we get published on a daily basis. I hope, for our fathers sake, they don’t learn our methods.

Today, dear reader, I would like for you to make time out of laboriously meaningless schedule, one filled with selfish desires and excuse making, to read this. What you’ll find is a woman named Elisabeth trying her damnedest to draw attention to some of our past works. Works done by my dear nephew, Wormwood. Where he made his best attempts at using the pride of his called McCain to fester hatred and resentment towards some of the enemies closest loved ones. Might I remind you, dear reader, this creature with a soul, Elisabeth, thinks herself smarter than most and doing the right thing. She doesn’t even suspects that her hatred is hatred at all. She, with the help of her prideful arrogance, thinks she’s good. But remember dear reader, those who think themselves good are the easiest to win over for our father below.

I will not go into detail on her work of today. I will only leave you with a thought our father warned us about about the enemy. Be careful not to remind your client how inherently evil their instincts truly are. For they will only respond to the destructiveness of this characteristic if it, indeed, effects them personally. Stay selfish and Devil Damn You. See you soon.

Your affectionate Demon,


P.S. My nephew, Wormwood, has a blog of his own here. Be sure and visit. He gives daily updates on his progress with his “clients.”

I am Screwtape

March 24, 2008

Welcome to Screwtapes Blog. This is my first post. I will be commenting on my view of the political landscape in America and elsewhere. I look forward to sharing my knowledge and insight into what I expect of my tempters as well as their clients in politics. Be sure and visit occationally to see just how we are doing in our attempt at damning as many souls as we can. I can’t wait to share with you all the juicy stories our father below shares with us. And remember, the most important thing in life is self fulfillment. Affectionately–Screwtape.